Hi, I'm Megan.
Black & death metal.
Kill me before I do it myself.
"What a waste!
I yearn for the silence,
That fills my heart with pain.
What a shame!
Human filth in my eyes,
Wish I was in my grave."
malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery


jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(Source: vinegod)


ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

(Source: whateveryoulove-youare)


amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(Source: alexej)

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

(Source: backpacksandbros)

indigohoggiee:

My gross butt

indigohoggiee:

My gross butt

thrashy:

And He calls my name
First a whispering then louder
And he wants me to follow
And to Enter the Eternal Fire

facesofdethklok:

bloodlines

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

(Source: urbanclictionary)